Hello, my name is B.W., and I'm a procrastinator ("Hi, B.W.")

Well, you try getting into the heads of characters who've been sitting in your basement for 18 years. For one thing they're pretty irritated about all that sitting around doing nothing.

We've pushed back the target launch date to May 15 to buy me a little more revision time. Don't worry, it'll be worth the wait. Remember, Serenity and V for Vendetta weren't released on their original schedules, either.

I can promise you this: The Imaginary Bomb won't be as good as those two movies. But it's fun!